Lazy Sun

The sun and I are having a bit of a falling out right now. I told him I thought he was getting lazier and lazier. I mean, going to bed at 4:45 in the afternoon and waking up at like 6:30 in the morning, and even when he is awake, he's wearing his cloud covered flannel pj's half the time. Frankly, I'm surprised he can hold his job. Now he's avoiding me. People say he's around during the day sometimes, but when I get out of work, he's gone again. It's just a little bit depressing.

I was thinking maybe we could pass a petition around to force the sun to work a bit later.